Zombieland TV pilot review

Tallahassee: Oh, I am this close to losing every last bit of my shit. 

Director: Eli Craig
(2013)

The original Zombieland (2009) was something of a surprise when I first watched it with some friends a few years back. At the time I expected a cheap cash in on the rising popularity of media that features the undead, but turned out to be a genuinely entertaining, funny film. While we all anticipate a sequel, Amazon have created a TV show Pilot following the films characters which has been airing around the net for free. Taking cues from Netflix, the internet superstore have produced 8 comedy pilots where viewers will get to vote on their favourite, with the most popular evolving into fully fledged shows, most likely for distribution through Amazon instant video and Lovefilm. While it’s almost a certainty that Zombieland is going to get green lit, this isn’t necessarily based on the quality of this first episode.

The most alarming aspect of Zombieland is how poor the plot is in this sometimes hilarious first outing. Following a disembodied voice on the other end of a radio, Columbus (Tyler Ross), Wichita (Maiara Walsh), Tallahassee (Kirk Ward) and Little Rock (Izabela Vidovic) search for survivors in a post-apocalyptic world, an act so tedious it almost incites boredom. If these names seem familiar to you, it’s because they are, as these are the same characters returning from the film. The major differentiation is that Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Woody Harrelson and Abigail Breslin don’t reprise their roles, so these much loved characters are embodied with almost total unknowns. While the new meat does a decent job of things, it’s most unfortunate that Ward’s Tallahassee is nothing like how Harrelson portrays him in the film, the gunslinging badass has been reduced to a bumbling fool. It baffles the mind why writers Rhet Reese and Paul Wernick didn’t just create a new group to centre the show around instead of the recycling of old characters.

Looking beyond such absurdity is something of a challenge, but Reese and Wernick’s humour is solid stuff. Columbus’s awkward, rambling attitude causes cringe worthy comedy, while Tallahassee makes lines about killing the elderly with a fire poker oddly side-splitting. The rules to surviving Zombieland as well as the ‘zombie kill of the week’ are retained from the film, and while Columbus constantly droning on about his precious guidelines is grating, the zombie murdering antics could suit the episodic nature of the show exceedingly well.

While it makes for a largely inoffensive 30 minute watch, Zombieland TV is still plagued with a myriad of issues that really need to be ironed out when the first season goes into production. The CGI is poor, the narration is overbearing and the driving force behind the characters actions has no semblance of weight. The new cast have some gigantic boots to fill, with many fans of the film writing them off before they are given a chance to prove themselves. The internet’s love of zombies coupled with the disappearance of The Walking Dead until October all but guarantees Amazon will put their weight behind this project, the real question to ponder is if it’ll actually be worth watching?

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